precumming:

my dream is to see someone i know in porn

(Source: girlfrnds)

nuditea:

if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing

(Source: theghostofyouditea)

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

(Source: snackolanterns)

(Source: instalaugh)

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

(Source: salmonpynk)

edelblau:

well miley seeing as we’re stuck in purgatory so nothing good

edelblau:

well miley seeing as we’re stuck in purgatory so nothing good