unclefather:

saiyantriforceofmetallica:

Doctors are so unhelpful. I went yesterday for examine and he say “you have Herpy’s”. “Herpy’s what?” I say. He not even answer. Can you believe? How do I return thing to Herpy if he not tell me? Doctors are stupid.

hate to be the one to break it to you, but you can’t return that.

But you CAN share it.

sheercompulsion:

December 3, 2013: A referee finds out the hard way that the only way to stop Andrew Shaw from fighting is to tackle him to the ground. Literally.

iknow-youlike:

Rotten & Daniels. 

For Jules Jordan.

"She is doin`tricks with the pussy, I guess she´s a vagician"

I should date both ladies.

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

(Source: deanwincherter)